I am in love with you, you tiny, angelic-voiced, red-lipped seductress.
Hello, people of Facebook.
You’re not fucking ‘nerdy’ just because you wear fucking hipster glasses, because you have a fucking Gameboy iPhone case, because you know what fucking Pikachu is, or because you’re a fucking “90’s KIIIID”.
You assholes are the same fucking people that made fun of me for being the quiet kid on the bus that played Pokemon, the same people that laughed at my friends because they played Yu-Gi-Oh; you’re the same ones that follow every fucking trend there is, because it’s there. You’re the same ones that get Triforce tattoos and don’t know that LINK IS THE MALE PROTAGONIST, NOT ZELDA. You’re the same ones that run around wearing Domo t-shirts and have no earthly fucking idea who he is. Also, STOP USING INTERNET MEMES INCORRECTLY. Holy dick.
Pull your head out of fucking Hot Topic’s ass and assume an identity of your own.